How to Win an Argument Using Just Vibes (OMG)
Step 1: Say Nothing. Just Stare.
Eye contact is your sword.
Hold it. Don’t blink.
Your opponent will start second-guessing their existence within 7 seconds.
"Why is he not saying anything? Does he know something I don’t?"
Step 2: Nod Mysteriously.
Every time they talk, just nod.
Not like a normal nod.
A wise, ancient, all-knowing, ‘I already read your destiny’ nod.
Bonus: Squint like you’re decoding their aura.
Step 3: Sprinkle Vague Phrases
Don't argue. Just drop powerful, confusing phrases like:
“Is that what you truly believe?”
“Interesting perspective… for this timeline.”
“Some people aren’t ready for the truth.”
“Energy speaks louder than facts.”
Every line should sound like you just walked out of a spiritual volcano.
Step 5: Pull Out Crystals
Gently place one on the table.
Don’t explain.
Let the rock speak for you.
"This crystal has more emotional intelligence than you."
⚠️ Warning Signs You’re Losing Your Vibe Power
You start making actual points
You raise your voice
You start Googling statistics (LAME)
Remember: if you have to use facts, you’ve already lost.
Arguments aren’t about logic anymore.
They’re about who has the stronger main character energy.